He drops his cocktail
Oh shit, my bad!
Cash gone to waste
Escorted from the lounge
It’s time for you to go.
Bald bouncer, broad waist
Struggle against his grip
Hands off, lard ass!
He chuckles a little
Pushed down, dragged out
And stay out.
Collapsed in the middle
Of a city sidewalk
What in the—?
Tourists passing by
Midday, fanny packs
Oh my!
Urine bubbles down his thigh
And collects in a crack
Ignore this weirdo, son.
Yellow-stained stone
Dozing despite the hunger
Nothing to see here.
In public, but alone
Shitfaced, forehead numb
Jesus, my head.
Chemical taste left from rum
Tears dried, belt loose
Mommy, I can see his butt crack!
A red-eyed recluse